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Tuesday, October 25, 2011
All Blacks Haka
Friday, October 14, 2011
A whole new world
Friday, September 9, 2011
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
sleeeep.
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
Lemon Curd; the cooking part
Thursday, December 30, 2010
NZ is the place to be!

Friday, December 10, 2010
Friday, October 29, 2010
Most Used Words
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Maraschino Cherries
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Navratri
Monday, August 16, 2010
:O
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Zumba!
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Possibly the most funniest joke I have ever heard
An English lady, while visiting Switzerland, was looking for a room for a more extended stay, and she asked the schoolmaster if he could recommend any to her. He took her to see several rooms, and when everything was settled, the lady returned to her home to make the final preparations to move.
When she arrived home, the thought suddenly occurred to her that she had not seen a "W.C." around the place. So she immediately wrote a note to the schoolmaster asking him if there were a "W.C." near the room.
The schoolmaster was a very poor student of English, so he asked the parish priest if he could help in the matter. Together they tried to discover the meaning of the letters "W.C.," and the only solution they could come up with for the letters was for a Wayside Chapel. The schoolmaster then wrote the following note to the English lady:
Dear Madam:
I take great pleasure in informing you that the W.C. is situated nine miles from the room that you will occupy, in the center of a beautiful grove of pine trees surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding about 229 people and it is only open on Sunday and Thursday.
As there are a great number of people who are expected during the summer months, I would suggest that you come early; although, as a rule, there is plenty of standing room. You will no doubt be glad to hear that a good number of people bring their lunch and make a day of it. While others who can afford to go by car arrive just in time.
I would especially recommend that your ladyship go on Thursday when there is a musical accompaniment. It may interest you to know that my daughter was married in the W.C. and it was there that she met her husband.
I can remember the rush there was for seats. There were ten people to a seat ordinarily occupied by one. It was wonderful to see the expression on their faces. The newest attraction is a bell donated by a wealthy resident of the district. It rings every time a person enters.
A bazaar is to be held to provide plush seats for all the people, since they feel it is a long felt need. My wife is rather delicate, so she can't attend regularly. I shall be delighted to reserve the best seat for you, if you wish, where you will be seen by everyone.
For the children, there is a special time and place so they will not disturb the elders.
Hoping to have been of service to you, I remain,
Sincerely,
The Schoolmaster.
Friday, May 28, 2010
Chalkboard Paint
Friday, December 18, 2009
The year the Gypsies came

Saturday, November 21, 2009
The Crimson Thread
Here is what the blurb reads:


