- A girl to another, on the bus: "That's what teenage is all about. Getting lost while going to the mall." Er, yeah, but you're not really experiencing teenage then if you're on a bus that stops right in front of the mall, are you?
- I got told: "Your eyes are like kiwifruits. They are so edible." This was by the always delightful friend of mine who likes calling herself Laxmoii.
- And, finally, SpongeBob SquarePants to Patrick Star: "You can't be a mom, Patrick, you don't wear a shirt!" Oh, dearie.
Goodness, no, I don't mean to mock any of these people - they are wonderful. It's just that their convo was kinda funny, and I felt like putting it on here.
Today's Word of the Day:
Kibitz (verb; informal): Look on and offer unwelcome advice, especially at a card game.